Saddest E-mail Ever

The saddest e-mail ever, sent to me by my cousin:

BRAD PITT!

Last night I was supposed to go to a dinner for my English class at Acapulco. I couldn’t go because I had an appreciation banquet for Office of Residential Life. Today in my English class I found out BRAD PITT was there.

My English professor’s sister married the man who wrote “Sound of Music” (he is 80, she is 30, they have a 2-year-old). He was a screenwriting consultant for “Troy”, and he brought Brad Pitt to the dinner.

I’M SO MAD I DIDN’T GO TO THE DINNER!!! I missed out. Thought you would all like to know my story of how I *ALMOST* had Mexican food w/ Brad Pitt.

Love,
Celene

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Thursday May 27, 2004
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Eric Lim smells like noodles; enjoys driving in traffic in the Los Angeles area; is scared of girls; tries to make people feel bad; is allergic to hot wings; is (almost) undefeated Go Fish Champion; is the destroyer of toasters; is a self-qualified CSS Ninja; wants to learn to ride a unicycle just so he can call himself "GizmoDuck"; and is an aspiring writer who doesn't write.

He is eagerly awaiting the revolution.

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