Our beloved Kurd, Basil “Last name rhymes with Gay Hottie” Bayati, is leaving for grad school in Sweden on Saturday, although he’s going backpacking for a while before school starts up. Let’s hope he has a good fake Canadian accent for those American-hating Europeans and that he finds some nice Swedish bombshells for himself. Anybody who knows him, feel free to use this entry to leave some parting words.
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Eric Lim smells like noodles; enjoys driving in traffic in the Los Angeles area; is scared of girls; tries to make people feel bad; is allergic to hot wings; is (almost) undefeated Go Fish Champion; is the destroyer of toasters; is a self-qualified CSS Ninja; wants to learn to ride a unicycle just so he can call himself "GizmoDuck"; and is an aspiring writer who doesn't write.
He is eagerly awaiting the revolution.
Reach him at
eric at pres.umptuo.us
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have fun with all those white girls…
fuckin afghan rebel is leaving us…its been a fun 4 yrs. Don’t worry ill have my mexican ass jumping the sweedish border as soon as I get a chance. Wish you all the luck, and tag up some sweedish bombshells while you’re there. Later bro
lilgbert
BA-ZIL…man, this guy can always make me laugh even when he doesn’t mean to. maybe i just crack up too easily. HE is an awesome guy to know. Basil, i wish you the best of luck over in SWEDEN. have fun backpacking before school starts up. Meet many European girls and do what u can with your accent haha~ take cares!
:: Basil ::
Hey, remember me? I’m the OTHER 5th Roommate. with all the Trader Joe junk food. How awesome that you’ll be going over to Sweden - it’s such a beautiful place although I’m sure you don’t really give a shit as long as there’s beautiful babes, right? Nonetheless the air there is so much nicer than this smoggy-ass place. You get yourself a nice pocket-knife and a cuckoo-clock - i think they make ones where they have girls with big boobs pop out.. and if they dont’, you can spend your time there being every man’s hero and be the next Geppetto who carves not Pinnocchio but a woman with big boobies.. just remember to give me some credit. Take care and enjoy every moment (good or bad) there. Cheers to Health. (**thanks eric for letting me post, i know you’re probably thinking “hehe, stupid debbie”)
have fun in sweden…and take advantage of the DUMB white girls…then you can have a relationship with a smarter one later…have fun first though!!
hhahaha i’m the fucking “5th roomate”.. pshhhhhh debbie
Basil, I have a couple words of advice for you before you go. First, Stalk up on bean tacos because I am pretty sure there are no mexicans in Swedland. Second, to pick up on those Swedlandish hotties, you must use the proper pickup line: “Hey, your girlfriend is hot. Whats her name?”
Good luck.
all started ics and now we’re going in totally different directions… Mr. Exposition has always spoken of defecting to Sweden… now he shall see it done. some pretty fun experiences with exposition… from political talks to geographically-inclined crack whores to some really bad, torturous soccer games. and let’s not forget our terrible dialogues with women. so, our revolution will be without Exposition.. or will we now have a Swedish-Russian contact? enjoy europe and the swedes.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat… ever go to sweden, you will and shall party with us before you go, we had a lot fun the past 4 years, between girls and johnson’s crazy antics… shit was off the hangers… good luck with school and heinas… we all know why you’re really going there… to get a bombshell… be sure to drop us a line here and there to let us know what you’re up to… later bro
What will I do with out you helping me make fun of Richard! Good luck at grad school and take cares =)
Hah, Basil, if you don’t get a Swedish bombshell while you’re there we’re all going to be very disappointed.
Stupid Debbie, Gilbert took your place long ago.