After finally getting around to registering to vote roughly a month ago, the card finally came in the mail saying they had received my registration and that I was all set to go forth and enact my lone voice in the democratic process. And printed on the very front of the card, as well as on the sample ballot that arrived the next day:
Mrs. Eric Lim
Fuck.
Eric Lim smells like noodles; enjoys driving in traffic in the Los Angeles area; is scared of girls; tries to make people feel bad; is allergic to hot wings; is (almost) undefeated Go Fish Champion; is the destroyer of toasters; is a self-qualified CSS Ninja; wants to learn to ride a unicycle just so he can call himself "GizmoDuck"; and is an aspiring writer who doesn't write.
He is eagerly awaiting the revolution.
Reach him at
eric at pres.umptuo.us
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