Around this time of the year when college apps are due, I’ve taken up the hobby of editing papers.
MyBodyIs4Sale: i could just see the interview “So, this script is pretty nice”
MyBodyIs4Sale: “yeah, a chinese guy fixed my grammar”
valloq: …
valloq: “then he had to leave to make the rest of his deliveries”
Eric Lim smells like noodles; enjoys driving in traffic in the Los Angeles area; is scared of girls; tries to make people feel bad; is allergic to hot wings; is (almost) undefeated Go Fish Champion; is the destroyer of toasters; is a self-qualified CSS Ninja; wants to learn to ride a unicycle just so he can call himself "GizmoDuck"; and is an aspiring writer who doesn't write.
He is eagerly awaiting the revolution.
Reach him at
eric at pres.umptuo.us
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One time when I was telemarketing a chinese guy got super mad at me and said “F*#@ You!” With his accent. It was very hilarious. :D You would have been proud of my conversations today though. They were a pretty close to your random ones. hehehe
One time when I was telemarketing a chinese guy got super mad at me and said “F*#@ You!” With his accent. It was very hilarious. :D You would have been proud of my conversations today though. They were a pretty close to your random ones. hehehe
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