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Experimental Gameplay. Fun little flash games.

Early Reviews Of New ‘Star Wars’ Are Positive. Hope continues to build…

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Scientology Losing Ground To New Fictionology. Haven’t had an Onion post in a while. This one is gold.

“Scientology is rooted in strict scientific principles, such as the measurement of engrams in the brain by the E-Meter,” Kurz said. “Scientology uses strictly scientific methodologies to undo the damage done 75 million years ago by the Galactic Confederation’s evil warlord Xenu—we offer our preclear followers procedures to erase overts in the reactive mind. Conversely, Fictionology is essentially just a bunch of make-believe nonsense.”