I’m so excited. I got my first wedding invitation in the mail today from Amanda and Pierre. I should probably make some French jokes there but I can’t think of any.
The invitations themselves are covered with flower petals and grass, and the petals look like they’re about to fall off. I’d hate to think that Amanda and Pierre spent all their time making these, but at least she didn’t lick the toxic glue on old invitations and die. That would be bad, what with the wedding and the living and all.
Congratulations to Amanda and Pierre, or as I used to call him, Pete (If that’s his real name…which, I don’t think it is. Hmm, now that I think more, when am I supposed to say congratulations? After they’re engaged? After the wedding?). I believe Amanda’s the first of my high school friends to be married, and I’ll take this invitation as her way of saying, “Hah! I’m getting married and you don’t even have a girlfriend yet. I hope you come alone and cry in loneliness during the ceremony.” She can be mean sometimes.
Oh…hum, awkward. I wonder if this is one of those things where not everyone got invited, and I shouldn’t be writing about this publicly cause it’s gonna make people feel left out. Uhhh…uhhhh…avert your eyes!
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oh my god you are such a dork!
The petals look like they’re gonna fall off because the paper (tree free i might add) was made using child slave labor in india. What can you expect for less than a buck a day? You can try to smoke it, but i dont guarantee anything.
Oh man i’m sorry i made you feel bad about your lack of female companionship, so to make up for it you can bring a friend to the wedding so they can console you if you wish.
I agree with Manda, you ARE a dork. Only because you said, “but at least she didn’t lick the toxic glue on old invitations and die. That would be bad, what with the wedding and the living and all.”
Also, as far as I know, Manda is the second one because Wesley was the first one… I don’t mean to mention that to make you feel bad or anything like that.
Oh, and I just clicked on the “avert your eyes” part. Oh my, that’s actually a really good one. I hoped it worked. ;)
Oh great Lena, thanks for pointing out Wes’ wedding to me. Now I’m sad again.