- Do not forget your wallet, or else you will never hear the end of it for the remainder of the trip.
- Kicking your friends’ asses at Tetris DS is extremely satisfying.
- It’s even more satisfying if done while drunk and taking a dump in the bathroom.
- You will only win at roulette if you use an extremely dumb method to choose the winning color.
- I have aged a lot in a span of three months. I went from being carded at every casino to being carded only once.
- I do not like Jägermeister
about
Eric Lim smells like noodles; enjoys driving in traffic in the Los Angeles area; is scared of girls; tries to make people feel bad; is allergic to hot wings; is (almost) undefeated Go Fish Champion; is the destroyer of toasters; is a self-qualified CSS Ninja; wants to learn to ride a unicycle just so he can call himself "GizmoDuck"; and is an aspiring writer who doesn't write.
He is eagerly awaiting the revolution.
Reach him at
eric at pres.umptuo.us
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