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• Natalie Portman’s lifecast. This could be the greatest thing ever.

  Wednesday May 9, 2007

I finally caught a screening of Little Miss Sunshine at CBS studios courtesy of Tommy tonight. I highly recommend anyone who hasn’t seen it yet to go out and do so. I loved the use of DeVotchKa’s music as well.

Before the movie we were at the horrible Chinese-food-for-white-boys restaurant Pickup Stix and saw Samaire Armstrong walk-in and order food to go, and then sit at the table looking hot while she waited. Hotness.

• Natalie Raps on SNL. Holy crap. I think her opening monologue was better though.

  Sunday March 5, 2006

Alright, well everyone’s been talking about this wonder Tara Reid nipple slip, so I might as well post it for everyone with an entry from The Superficial. Here is the video of the now famous nipple, and notice how all the flash bulbs go off as soon as her dress comes off, and when her aide finally comes rushing to her, um, aide, the flashes stop immediately. Poor girl, so coked out she doesn’t even know her newly-bought boobs are out in the open.

Here’s the photos for anyone who wants to do an in-depth analysis.

While we’re at it, may I commend The Superficial for posting the greatest photo ever. For anyone who’s wondering, left to right, Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Gisele Bundchen

And for the record, Alessandra Ambrosio could possibly be the hottest woman on the planet.

For her, I would vote for Kerry over and over again.