pres.umptuo.us

• Japanese Tetris Video. I died when he broke the wall.

  Monday June 11, 2007

• Anger Management. It’s gotta be fake, but so funny.

  Saturday June 9, 2007

• The Wisdom of Children. The part about how college kids imagine the United States government is dead-on.

  Tuesday March 20, 2007

aprilmayjun3: man i hate lunch meetings
aprilmayjun3: i just want to get out of the office
aprilmayjun3: i love jelly beans tho =)

minutes later…

aprilmayjun3: omg my stomach hurts
aprilmayjun3: i shouldn’t have eaten those jelly beans

• Things I Desperately Wish Women Would Say to Me on First Dates. Hell yes.

  Monday February 26, 2007

• Boston Terrorists only answer questions about 70s hairdos. These guys are my heroes.

  Thursday February 1, 2007

• 100 Person Flashmob Randomly Chasing After People. Oh the power of mobs.

  Tuesday January 16, 2007

• A Special Christmas Box. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

  Monday December 18, 2006

• Guidelines for Platonic Friendship. This one’s a must-read.

  Thursday November 9, 2006

• Jobless man asks judge for jail time. Both funny and sad.

  Friday October 13, 2006

• xkcd damacy. Katamari Damacy is one of the only reasons I’d buy a PS2.

  Friday September 22, 2006

• Author Too Much Of A Pussy To Kill Off Characters | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source. Someone tell Tom Cruise that he was supposed to die in The Last Samurai

  Monday September 18, 2006

• Sexual urges of men and women. Revenge.

  Thursday September 7, 2006

• Packard Jennings. I’m a sucker for these guerilla anti-consumerism tactics. Found from a livejournal post about his job pamphlet.

  Tuesday July 11, 2006

• Conan O’Brien at Stuyvesant 2006 Graduation. Conan is the man just for mentioning wikipedia.

  Thursday July 6, 2006

• Jesus-With You Always. I really want to comission him to do one for poker.

  Thursday June 29, 2006

• Stephen Colbert vs. Stone Phillips: Gravitas-Off. The rematch is sweet as well.

  Monday June 26, 2006

• Things That Make Me Angry. The one about dinosaurs is dead-on.

  Friday June 9, 2006

• Outsmarted by a Chatterbot

  Monday June 5, 2006

• the broken laptop i sold on ebay. Revenge is always so, so sweet.

  Friday May 26, 2006