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• Jobsintown.de Ads. Reminds me of one of my favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips.

  Tuesday May 23, 2006

• 10 Things I Hate About Commandments. One of the best ones yet.

  Tuesday May 16, 2006

• German ‘Robin Hoods’ give poor a taste of the high life.
  “…dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor…presented the cashier with a bouquet of flowers before making their getaway.”

  Tuesday May 9, 2006

• Whatcha Gonna Do?

  Thursday May 4, 2006

• Colbert Does the White House Correspondents’ dinner. The man knows no fear.

  Sunday April 30, 2006

• Possible “Surprise” Endings to the New Samuel L. Jackson Film Snakes on a Plane. Genius.

  Friday April 28, 2006

• Public Service Announcements from The Office. Smell these out.

  Sunday April 2, 2006

• Two Hipsters Angrily Call Each Other ‘Hipster’. Could have only been better if they argued over who got to wear the army surplus jacket at the next show.

  Thursday March 30, 2006

Unicorns are awesome. I got some great reactions.

LocustSky462: …
LocustSky462: the more i look at this, the funnier it gets
LocustSky462: i just sent this to someone
LocustSky462: why do i picture you as the dude?
LocustSky462: would have been funnier if the unicorns carried his on their back
LocustSky462: wtf.. i’m spending too much time looking at this

Doughy637: what did you search for?
Doughy637: gay unicorn?
valloq: um
valloq: no

• Franz Ferdinand Frontman Shot By Gavrilo Princip Bassist. “We ask fans to cooperate with Interpol to find the assailant, and call upon British Sea Power, Snow Patrol, and The Postal Service for help.”

  Wednesday March 22, 2006

• Seal Hat. I’ve got tears coming out. This is the greatest thing ever.

  Wednesday March 8, 2006

• Natalie Raps on SNL. Holy crap. I think her opening monologue was better though.

  Sunday March 5, 2006

• You Got Jacked, Bitch. Stewie’s commentary makes this a classic.

  Tuesday February 28, 2006

Alright, quick. If someone were to say, “Who is this guy on a horse?” who would be the first person to come to mind?

Got it? Read on to see where I’m going with this.

Continue reading “Guy On Horse”

• Daily Show: Dead-Eye Dick. Duckhunt!

  Thursday February 16, 2006

• You Complete Me. Best valentine ever.

  Tuesday February 14, 2006

• We Are Sinking.

  Monday February 13, 2006

• James Lipton on Conan Reciting PopoZao. I wanna see some PopoZao!

  Wednesday February 1, 2006

• 25 Great Calvin & Hobbes Strips.

  Wednesday February 1, 2006

• William Shatner does Se7en.

  Monday January 9, 2006