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How many 5-year-olds could you take on at once? This is quite possibly one of the best questions ever. At first I was only thinking three, but I think I overestimate the power of 5-year-olds and I’m imagining 10-year-olds instead. Here’s some insight:

calkidd32: man i’ve worked with kindergartners this past year
calkidd32: 15 easy
calkidd32: very few of them have great hand coordinatioon
calkidd32: a simple push would send them down
calkidd32: then you attack
calkidd32: i’m gonna ask all my counseling friends

MyBodyIs4Sale: i think the best idea is to knock one out
MyBodyIs4Sale: then swing them around by their feet
MyBodyIs4Sale: and you really must protect the testicles
MyBodyIs4Sale: if you had a cup, i think you could take down quite a few more

LocustSky462: maybe not 30, but i’d start with 15
LocustSky462: i figured i could just pick one up and swing them around to knock the others out

valloq: I was thinking
valloq: punk the first few
valloq: and then take their shoes off and tie ‘em up and swing it around like a nunchuck

I’m a small guy and not too strong either, but I think I could take 10 or so.

I got bored and went through the jokes post on Defective Yeti again, and I just had to post this one:

The other night I ate at a German/Chinese restaurant.

An hour later I was hungry…for POWER!

I went to the Improv in Irvine on Friday to see the comic Mitch Hedberg. His comic stylings are exactly those you would expect from someone completely stoned out of his mind, and while very funny, I don’t think I found him quite as funny as everyone else did. The comic that went up right before him, Ryan Keegan (sp?) had some good material though.

I began playing Doom 3 last night, and that is some fun stuff. Yes, it’s pretty damn scary when you can’t hold a gun and a flashlight at the same time, and that’s all the fun of the game. Hearing weird noises, having zombies pop out at you and then screaming like a little girl when they ambush you, all in good fun. Like everyone’s been saying, the graphics are incredible, yet it actually runs a bit faster than I was expecting on my computer.

I’ve only played singleplayer so far, but anyone who likes first-person-shooters definitely needs to check this out.

Carvel Ice Cream Cakes commercial. So horrible yet so funny.