Sir, Yes Sir

Friday June 17, 2005

A nondescript sedan creeps up behind us as we walk across the parking lot. It honks, making us aware of its presence, and we move to let it pass even though the parking lot is deserted.

The two recruiters don’t even introduce themselves. “You guys want to join the Army?” they ask, dressed in their camoflauge fatigues. Those fatigues really help them blend in with the Winchell’s donuts in Costa Mesa.

“No thanks,” we say.

“Good luck in life.” They drive away.

Fucking murderers.

We Can’t Win

Monday September 13, 2004

The Real Reason We’re In Iraq. Nothing really new here, just some more of the good ol’ “Why are we in Iraq” stuff we’re so used to. Just kinda good to read an article every now and then to refresh my mind as to how jacked up things are. Link from everyone’s favorite socialist, Abdul.

How much sense does that make? Saddam has enough weaponry to attack the western world, and we can’t lead the UN inspectors to it because we don’t want Saddam to know how we got the information? Give me a break!

So we invaded Iraq not to save ourselves from weapons of mass destruction, not to rid the world of a brutal dictator and not to avenge the murders of Sept. 11. We invaded Iraq because Bush and his pals think America should rule the world.

about

Eric Lim smells like noodles; enjoys driving in traffic in the Los Angeles area; is scared of girls; tries to make people feel bad; is allergic to hot wings; is (almost) undefeated Go Fish Champion; is the destroyer of toasters; is a self-qualified CSS Ninja; wants to learn to ride a unicycle just so he can call himself "GizmoDuck"; and is an aspiring writer who doesn't write.

He is eagerly awaiting the revolution.

Reach him at
eric at pres.umptuo.us