Yesterday:
ThusSpokeBacchus: i got an email this morning about applying for a phd, and foregoing the masters thesis
ThusSpokeBacchus: so i figured what the hell
ThusSpokeBacchus: im sure i wont get accepted but might as well try
ThusSpokeBacchus: now i have to write some serious bullshit resume
Today:
ThusSpokeBacchus: think of some good bs for me
valloq: Be like
valloq: I want a Ph D
valloq: because my license plate says Dr Love
valloq: and I don’t want to be a liar
ThusSpokeBacchus: LOL
ThusSpokeBacchus: fucking idiot!
ThusSpokeBacchus: you are
ThusSpokeBacchus: OFFICIALLY
ThusSpokeBacchus: a dumbass
Around this time of the year when college apps are due, I’ve taken up the hobby of editing papers.
MyBodyIs4Sale: i could just see the interview “So, this script is pretty nice”
MyBodyIs4Sale: “yeah, a chinese guy fixed my grammar”
valloq: …
valloq: “then he had to leave to make the rest of his deliveries”
Haven’t posted any funnies in a while. This should make up for all of it.
strjules: that’s right
strjules: i’m THAT good a friend
strjules: woot woot
valloq: thanks jules
valloq: what would I do without you
valloq: omg
valloq: you did not just woot
strjules: hahahahaha
strjules: hahahahahahah
strjules: hahahahahah
valloq: wtf was that
strjules: hahahaah
strjules: i dunno
valloq: where did that shit come from
valloq: I’m not even kidding
strjules: i have no idea
valloq: wtf was that!
strjules: i’m drooling
valloq: LOL
strjules: i’m laughing so hard
valloq: omg
strjules: i can’t contain my spit
valloq: I gotta post this
valloq: LOL
strjules: hahahahaah
strjules: droooool
From The Onion: Ashcroft Loses Job To Mexican
calkidd32 (6:48:41 PM): LMAO
calkidd32 (6:48:43 PM): that’s comedy
calkidd32 (6:48:48 PM): and I’m hispanic!
I love you Onion
Responses to the greatest photo ever.
calkidd32: i told you basketball rocks
woods K7: the angels picture
woods K7: is probably the best picture i’ve ever seen in my life
woods K7: and on top of it
woods K7: they were at a basketball game
LocustSky462: i’m trying figure out which one is hotter
LocustSky462: i need to go to a basketball game
Well, as of right now, it looks like Bush has got it. Reactions:
calkidd32: do i need a visa to go to canada?
calkidd32: i heard they have lots of donut shops there
Sassyboo22 (10:01:59 PM): shietz
Sassyboo22 (10:02:03 PM): shits histhisthistas;fa;slkdjf as;dfja;sdfj;awdjf
Sassyboo22 (10:02:06 PM): fj;asdfuck u
Sassyboo22 (10:02:09 PM): hi
IllItsau d: can california like, withdraw from the union
aprilmayjun3: if bush wins i’m relinquishing my american citizenship
Now this is good, here’s part of my away message I had up:
Time to build a magic boat out of a school bus and make my way over to Cuba. Who’s coming?
KaMKinD803: i wanna come
KaMKinD803: call shotgun!
This is the best though. Bastard Basil is still over in Sweden:
valloq: hey, come back to our great country
ThusSpokeBacchus: i am pretty sure i am going to stay here
valloq: you fucker
valloq: I wanna go
ThusSpokeBacchus: haha
ThusSpokeBacchus: i am not even kidding
valloq: I’m not either
ThusSpokeBacchus: i swear, people will do anything once they have some fear in them
On a side note, if Bush does end up being declared the winner once again, I’d just like to point out that my vote for Nader meant a lot more than a vote for Kerry did. So hah you naysayers, who threw away their vote now?
MyBodyIs4Sale (11:44:15 AM): man, i gotta leave for a russian test in 15 minutes
MyBodyIs4Sale (11:44:18 AM): and i am not ready
valloq (11:44:50 AM): maybe you should start “russian”
valloq (11:44:54 AM): hahahahahah
MyBodyIs4Sale (11:44:59 AM): bitch
Trying to calculate how much of our deposit we each get back from our apartment:
Doughy637: damn foo
Doughy637: you get 404 back
valloq: man
valloq: I hate those stupid 404 errors
valloq: that last message didn’t come through
valloq: what did you say?
Doughy637: …
Doughy637: i swear
Doughy637: you need to stop talking to brad
We had a fun night out last night to celebrate Nathan, Linh, and JC’s birthdays at Tangier in Los Feliz. I don’t think I’ve ever been that, um, buzzed? Quote of the night:
Linh: It was so big, I couldn’t fit it all into my mouth.
She was trying to tell me how they made her take a shot without using her mouth hands. Or so she’d like us to believe…
ThusSpokeBacchus (1:41:38 AM): if you could have any name besides eric what would it be?
valloq (1:41:52 AM): Eriction
ThusSpokeBacchus (1:41:59 AM): lol
ThusSpokeBacchus (1:42:03 AM): idiot!
valloq (1:42:12 AM): hahaha
valloq (1:42:21 AM): my stupid friend was making sexual jokes at me the other day
valloq (1:42:26 AM): and he brought up the word Erection
valloq (1:42:28 AM): and I was like
valloq (1:42:31 AM): I call them Erictions
ThusSpokeBacchus (1:43:02 AM): hahha
ThusSpokeBacchus (1:43:02 AM): wow
ThusSpokeBacchus (1:43:11 AM): i dont think im going to speak to you anymore
valloq (1:43:15 AM): hahaha
valloq (1:43:17 AM): I win!
valloq (1:43:19 AM): boo yah
I now have a new candidate for the “…” awards. Her birthday is on Christmas.
valloq: maybe you need better intuition then
dotsloke: so…u just gotta give it a try
dotsloke: intuition my dear..
dotsloke: is a gift
dotsloke: THAT…my dear.
dotsloke: i don’ have.
dotsloke: God gave me life on christmas day
valloq: I have it!
valloq: me! me!
dotsloke: and he figured he could just give me one gift
valloq:
dotsloke: and be cheap likethat.
valloq: LOL
valloq: stupid!
dotsloke: beatles are european band?
valloq: …
The return of the “…”
strjules: you kno what this means????????
valloq: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=this
strjules: you lil
valloq: =)
valloq: sometimes, I surprise even myself
strjules: …
She was getting frustrated with guys.
strjules: forget this
strjules: i’m turning gay
valloq: yayyyy
valloq: YAYYYYYY
valloq: OMG
valloq: LET ME WATCH
strjules: shut the hell up
Our little buddy Richard went up north this weekend to meet Mary’s parents:
valloq: so ben stiller
valloq: how was meeting the parents
Doughy637: SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TSH
Doughy637: that was a brad comment
I think that deserved my “…”. Brad suggested I turn that into a daily feature…hmm…
Last Thursdsay:
MyBodyIs4Sale (3:35:28 PM): dude, i know how i am gonna make my millions of dollars
valloq (3:35:32 PM): …
MyBodyIs4Sale (3:35:44 PM): i am going to invent a product that is half cheese, half mayonaise
MyBodyIs4Sale (3:35:50 PM): cheonaise
valloq (3:35:56 PM): …
MyBodyIs4Sale (3:36:27 PM): bitch, that better not be that sneaky silence like, “Hmm, i am stealing your idea right now”
Today:
MyBodyIs4Sale: oh dude
MyBodyIs4Sale: did i tell you we made some?
valloq: …
MyBodyIs4Sale: it smelled so horrible that we couldnt juyst throw it awa
valloq: lol!
valloq: idiots
MyBodyIs4Sale: we had to take out the trash
valloq: I told you it was a bad idea
MyBodyIs4Sale: and it still smelled
MyBodyIs4Sale: it was baaad
valloq: how did you make it?
valloq: you just mixed up mayonnaise and cheese in a jar?
MyBodyIs4Sale: micowaved some cheese until it boiled
MyBodyIs4Sale: then took it out
valloq: LOL
valloq: omg
valloq: hahahahah
MyBodyIs4Sale: and threw mayo in
MyBodyIs4Sale: and started stirring
MyBodyIs4Sale: as it harded
valloq: oh shit
valloq: I’m busting up here
valloq: I gotta post this
MyBodyIs4Sale: but it kinda cooked the mayo
MyBodyIs4Sale: and that is when the smell started
Yeah. I wonder too.
A first for Boredom: A text-message conversation. To set the scene, she’s lying in her bed and text-messaging people cause she’s too lazy to go to the computer and trying to go to sleep.
dotsloke: Nice… Good night…. Fingers getting tired… You go read
valloq: LOL. I’m soooo taking that “fingers getting tired” thing the wrong way. Dirty!
dotsloke: Oh my gosh… Im glad that was entertainment to you… I meant from typing on the phone… Besides thats not how i do it… Hah. Eww shivers. End of that convo.
valloq: LOL, omg! I can’t believe you said that. Do I want to know how you do it? LOL! You’re making me crack up right before I sleep. G’night!
Now how does she do it…
He’s getting a cell phone too (He likes to copy me).
MyBodyIs4Sale: i am thinking about the motorola v710
valloq: hahah
MyBodyIs4Sale: i didnt really care about the features
MyBodyIs4Sale: but i hear it has an SD mp3 player
MyBodyIs4Sale: which would be nice
valloq: bitch
valloq: you have an ipod
Mr. Vassar, informing me of Jay Mohr’s appearance at the Improv in Irvine this Friday:
valloq: same dealie, like 9ish on friday?
MyBodyIs4Sale: yeah
MyBodyIs4Sale: but there is a downside
MyBodyIs4Sale: jay is more famous
MyBodyIs4Sale: or should i say mohr famous
valloq: …
valloq: lol
MyBodyIs4Sale: 30 bucks
valloq: idiot
valloq: how much was hedberg and the angry inch
MyBodyIs4Sale: 20
valloq: I can make stupid puns too
MyBodyIs4Sale: hehe
valloq: although you get props for mohr
valloq: ooh, I get business cards
valloq: what should I put for job title
evanl13: ha ha, awesome
evanl13: uh…..web scientist level 9
valloq: LOL
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